Loud, unhinged, and emotionally rotted — just like you.

Zombies Ate My Girlfriend isn’t just merch — it’s a wearable meltdown. Every tee, hoodie, and sticker is soaked in scene nostalgia, bloody humor, and early internet trauma. Inspired by the MySpace era, mall goths, and rainbow roadkill, our pieces scream in neon, glitter, and guts.

We design everything in-house with hand-drawn art and dead-inside energy. Expect bold prints, chunky linework, and chaotic characters that look like they clawed their way out of your middle school DeviantArt favorites.

Wear your heartbreak. Flex your breakdown. Rot cute.